I still think this has to rank a half step behind "Skeleton Man" as the all-time worst clunker the Sci-Fi channel has turned out.
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If the movie hadn't beaten me into my own drooling stupefied zombie-trance by that point, I might have found the whole mess hilarious. And we won't even get into the complete forehead-slapping resolution of the bad guy's character. They also feature an old woman, who again according to their own timeline would have to have been at least 130. But they randomly insert him in a pointless and nonsensical part apparently completely unaware of how old his character had to be based on their own "plot", and not even bothering with silly things like makeup. The hilarious part? Keith is 50, and looks 40-45. The casting is bizarre as well, with a random collection of rookies, a veteran character actor, and one of Sci-Fi's wooden stock actors (David Keith) hilariously playing a man who would have to have been at least 60-65 (based on a completely pointless early flashback).
And that of course is what always bothers me the most about these turds the Sci-Fi channel turns out - a lack of money can perhaps explain flat acting or laughable special effects, but the complete lack of coherence on some of these clunkers is just embarrassing. Its as if they were making it up as they went along, and were very drunk through the whole process and kept on forgetting their train of thought. The plot, what there is of it, is completely nonsensical and bounces randomly around from one idea to the next blowing holes in itself left and right. To say that it was a complete and utter mess, and a magnificently boring one at that, would be an understatement. This particular stinker was advertised as a zombie movie, and eventually they did have a few zombies bumbling around, albeit completely illogically and with the rules of their existence changing every 30 seconds as apparently a new hack writer (or perhaps Fluffy the family chihuahua) took over to further mangle this drivel. And the Sci-Fi Channel has managed to do it a number of times, raising again the question of whether they are farming out their writing and directing duties to family members.or perhaps family pets. Saving Earth Britannica Presents Earth’s To-Do List for the 21st Century.You know, you have to work hard to turn out a "movie" (and I use the term loosely) this bad.Britannica Beyond We’ve created a new place where questions are at the center of learning.
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